Why Am I

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKETT

WHO AWOKE AND DECIDED FUCK IT

HE DRANK DOWN SOME GIN

AND THEN DID IT AGAIN

AND SHOT HIMSELF RIGHT IN THE FACE

BUT THIS WASNT THE TIME OR THE PLACE

SO THEY HAULED HIS ASS OFF TO THE JAIL

AND FROM NOW ON HE SHITS IN A PAIL

AND THE MEN ALL CALL HIM

GEORGE